Writers Blockage

brakelesstandem:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

MELISSA

(Source: heytinafey, via glitterweave)

damnyounick:

thisguypotts:

msdymonddiva:

theogblackjesus:

Ima call you my

I just laughed so ugly…hahaha

I cried

Lmaoooo

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